texas

today i made a turd the size of the state of texas. i made the mistake of piggybacking curry (my deadly sin), a bowl of salty sweet kettle korn, and some decently strong but piss poor instant coffee with sugar free creamer. the sugar free creamer was a mistake. i hate getting home from the store realizing i paid hiked up hawaiian prices for dairy that doesnt have sugar in it. sugarless things taste like crap. same with fat free.

but anyways if you are suffering from constipation that stuff works like a charm. as much ass sitting as i've been doing lately i can't believe things are still moving freely. it's raining. again. it's just that gentle annoying rain that sits in your hair. we were supposed to be clobbered with record amounts of rain but i'm still waiting. it's ok it was a fine excuse to not dye much over the weekend. i've been with the mini diaper filler and he's quite the joy to be around.

my neighbors are arguing again. well more like death screaming. they have a 17? year old teenage girl. my condolences. as much as i wish for a tiny girl i can dress up and be my mini-me i dont envy those who have young women who have hormonal surges and a loud mouth.

after seeing only glimpses of the sun for the past four days , i am once again ready for arizona. i have this idea about a business card, a woman in a gray world and ther only color in the photo is an akai scarf around her neck, the trails blowing in the wind. take my idea and i'll cut your hands off. just kidding.