Tuesday, December 23, 2008

call me selfish but..


no i won't be publishing a book anytime soon about how to dye stuff. this from a recent discussion about dyeing wedding dresses:

" I'd cringe at working with something with as much fabric as a wedding dress. Give me a rope to hang myself now. Ah some expert out there could do it without a problem but would probably (and rightfully ) charge a lot to do it. Dyeing is a pain in the arts. (dont ever offer to dye something for someone for free..it's work!)

i wonder which wedding dress it was that i said something about dyeing..my first one was made by my then mother in law. bless her heart i looked like i was going to prom. she took the dress back after the wedding and i havent seen it since. my ex husband just recently got married again, maybe she got my ring and the dress? hahahaaa
but i digress..

my second and hopefully last wedding dress no i wont ever touch it, it's an ivory white and it was every bit of backless butt hugging vavoom that my first dress would have been had i been in charge of picking it. it's zipped safely in the closet. i doubt the implants will fit in it now (or my waist for that matter) but i wont sell or dye it. that sucker was 800 bucks. the rest of the wedding only cost about 200. i think my ring was 20. lol

look at that gawdawful ombre dyeing from dharma. ring around the collar anyone.

someday i might be forced to, at gunpoint, sell my secrets of ombre dyeing but it still feeds us "

you're waiting for the picture right? i'll probably get in trouble for this. i'm a snooty ole bitch when it comes to ombre dyeing.

i keep asking McDonalds what their secret sauce is and they wont fess up.

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