coffee goddess

i have an ideeeyah...

want to buy a kiosk and paint it bright tropical colors and hang long grass and coconuts from it, you know real cheeseball ABC Hawaii stuff. i'm gonna get a generator and hook up my Keurig coffeemaker, and sell coffee and water on the beach. for two bucks a cup. no plastic cups, i'll have to use ceramic to cut back on trash..i'll have a dishwasher clean the cups as everyone does their shots. we might need an extra cart for cups.

ok anyways, coffee and bottled water. maybe kava too but i'm not sure of the current legalities of that. we had a kava hut on big island but only us locals went out that way. kava gives you an interesting buzz. don't plan on doing anything afterwards. it's best done ceremonially but i know of a gal in Kona who sells it by the cup right along the avenue, you sit down and chug a cup and wander/teeter off down the street.

i'll have cute bikini clad chicks or bare chested local guys making the coffee (i'll be surfing) .

we'll call it Kava Java or Kava Goddess or maybe Merjava. Hey Merjava has a good smooth sound to it. NO i'm not drinking coffee right now hahahahhaaaa of course I am..i have to study. but hey wouldnt that rock?

there's a section of sand right across from the zoo (and starbucks lol) ..it's prime real estate. i bet the rent is 12k a month. maybe i can get a kama aina discount :)

isn't this the most perfect picture ever? can you think of anything better than some dude serving you fresh hot strong coffee while you are on the beach? a nice sunny warm beach? in hawaii?