make me a supermodel

so, totally copying from Reality Steve i find myself compelled to write about the reality shows that draw me in. hey it's raining non STOP in hawaii, what's a girl to do

last night, Make me a Supermodel started it's next stupid season.
for bios, visit http://www.bravotv.com/make-me-a-supermodel/season-2/bios

here's my quick breakdown in order of appearance

Brendan: beat it, you look like a guido
Catherine: who? are you
Jonathan: how you got on this show is beyond me
Ken: simply too buff and nothing unusual about you
Kerryn: next...
Laury: pretty but model?
Mountaha: had a great photo but not sure about you
Salome: love the big eyes but is this season going to turn into a rebellious model against Amish upbringing? but kudos for having a butt
Sandhurst: or Sand Hurts? my my you are hot
Shawn: eww
Jordan: possible final three
Gabriel: totally forgettable
Colin: i can't help it, i like you. love the bedroom eyes but you need to learn to walk
CJ: another who? reminds me of the totally forgettable Samantha on ANTM
Chris: good christ is this gonna be an attempt to push the whole androgeny thing? go home
Amanda: not impressed with your photo or runway; you seem a bit pale areyou getting enough sunlight
Jenny: (judge) nice to see asian representation finally
Tyson: will you marry me?
Perou and Marlon: i guess you are judges? Perou get over yourself
Karen: not sure why you were lumped at the bottom..will watch for you to bust a move

so there you have it, my totally unfair synopsis of contestants. i should create a hotline so everyone has to pay me a dollar to vote for their favorites each week. maybe i can fund my own dumb ass show.